We bought a CD tower. We opened it. A shelf was split. We returned it.
We bought a different CD tower. We opened it. A shelf was broken, and it was missing instructions. We returned it.
We bought another CD tower. We opened it. It was missing the screws to put it together. We returned it.
We searched through three boxes at the store and found a CD tower with all its parts, that were also not broken and had instructions. We didn't open it at home yet.
What might we find when we do? Oooh, the suspense. I might have to make yet another trip to Wal-Mart.
~~The subjects in this story were not actors, but real people. This story took place over a period of one week. Stay reading for the thrilling conclusion of . . . "The CD Tower."~~